Nasty Snacks: The Food of the Stars

The latest Hollywood gossip:



"Gorgeous George Clooney kept his fab bod fit during filming of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind by following the diet popular among many stars, 'The Zone.' His meals were delivered to his dressing room daily. He was especially fond of The Zone Perfect Snack Chips in Nacho Cheese, Spicy Pizza, and Lemon Garlic."



He must be especially fond of eating particle board, as well. These nasty snacks have been sitting in the lab at work for the past week, sickening many of my co-workers whenever they catch a whiff.